That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, and black army CIA helicopters and trucks, like there's some kind of government cover-up going on. People been saying they've been seeing UFOs around. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. At this rate all of my cattle are gonna die before the winter's through. įarmer's grazing fields with a mutilated cow What am I going to do? My little brother's been abducted by aliens. Well, we can't do anything for now, that fat bitch won't let us. I'm in big trouble, you guys! We have to do something! Ike! Stop the bus! Miss Crabtree, you have to stop this bus!Īrrrrgggghhhh! Ĭartman, are those the same visitors you saw? No, dude, if something happens to him, my parents are gonna blame me. Goddammit, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream! No! Uh-I mean, eh, why would they do that?ĭude, they did, huh? Aliens stuck stuff up your ass! Whoa, they gave you an anal probe, Cartman? That's when they put a big metal hooba-jube up yo' butt. Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads and the black eyes? Say, did any of you children see the alien space ship last night?Įh, no, that, that was just a dream. Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of green bean casserole or vegetable medley. What's going to be for lunch today, Chef? Oh, shut up guys! You're just trying to make me scared.

Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows. That wasn't a dream, Cartman, those were visitors! And they had big heads and big black eyes. Then I was lying on a table, and these scary hands wanted to operate on me. Then slowly my bedroom door begin to open, and then the next thing I remember I was being drug through a hallway. in the dark, when all of a sudden this bright blue light filled the room. Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed. Whoa, Cartman! Looks like you didn't get much sleep last night. Huh, yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is all right! Ow! (It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina) and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either. School days, school days, teacher's golden ru-Īh, dammit! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.

Dammit kyle